Things that would be awesome:
1) If I could stop biting the inside of my mouth.
2) If I had self cleaning clothes and dishes….and cats.
3) If once a week all other humans were required to get out of my way or just stay in their homes for 4 hours.
4) If I could find the most perfect pillow with a balance of fluffiness and firmness.
5) World peace. No animal poaching. Equality. That kind of stuff.
Author: InteractThis
I am a woman of many moods and each one has her own soundtrack.
Today I made a few wrong turns but still managed to get where I was going. I thought to myself, wow, that this is an apt analogy for life…then my syrupy positivity made me barf in my mouth. Glad that is over.
Patience
I hate being thanked in advance for my patience. What if I don’t feel like being patient today? What if my inner Varuca Salt wants to throw herself on the ground and throw a massive fit? What if I want to practice creative swearing? Nope, I have been thanked so I guess I have to be patient. Sucks.
Esther Williams
Watching an Esther Williams musical and I am so envious of her shoulder rotation on her backstroke…hoping mine will pick up a few pointer and maybe I could swim a straight line for once.
Thank You Easter Bunny!
Better Call Saul
“He has reached a level of douchebaggery that will live on for generations, passed down by windtalkers and the like.”
So far a great season, Michael McKean is so good…I will give him an 11
Macy’s Flower Show
Starry, starry night…at the Macy’s flower show. 
Overheard a small child insist on leaving because it was “too stinky”
The Macy’s flower show was a cool mix of flowers, lights and art…and slow people.
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
Stumbled upon this classic gem today after hearing his tune “Frenzy” in X-Files Humbug episode….and here I mistakenly thought Nina Simone had the earliest version
Things that do not help sell a rotisserie chicken:
1) Dude arranging condiments under the chicken with full on hairy, pimpled plumbers crack. HOW CAN YOU NOT FEEL A BREEZE?
2) ummm, who cares can’t get past the crack.
Need brain bleach. Need vegetarian recipes. Need a new grocery store.
Courtney Barnett -> Elle King -> Courtney Barnett – > Lydia Loveless – > Courtney Barnett -> Odetta -> Wanda Jackson -> Courtney Barnett
Currently in a chick rock groove it seems.
sugar TANTRUM 