Things that would be awesome:
1) If I could stop biting the inside of my mouth.
2) If I had self cleaning clothes and dishes….and cats.
3) If once a week all other humans were required to get out of my way or just stay in their homes for 4 hours.
4) If I could find the most perfect pillow with a balance of fluffiness and firmness.
5) World peace. No animal poaching. Equality. That kind of stuff.