Things I Recently Forgot To Do In The Proper Order

Put glass to mouth before tilting.

Put on the lotion before putting on the jeans.

Push in clutch before attempting to shift.

Put car in neutral before attempting to idle.

Put leg in car before shutting door.

Remove thumb before shutting cabinet.

Think before speaking.

Play with cat before everything.

Bring money before shopping.

Plug in vacuum before attempting use.

Put vacuum away before attempting to step over it.

Retract toes before stubbing.

Proofread before publishing.

Author: InteractThis

I am a woman of many moods and each one has her own soundtrack.

4 thoughts on “Things I Recently Forgot To Do In The Proper Order”

  1. (cont.) -take keys out of ignition before exiting car/locking door (yes, an old car)

    … just did this one a few days ago…. ur not alone gf, i’ve been pulling these kinds of stunts with much more frequency lately as well.

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