5:03 am Saturday
Me: OMG! Why do you hate me?
Cat: ……. (slowly places paw on my nose) ……
Me: *&%$#!!!! (slowly gets up and feeds cats) #$@!@#$!
Cats: 748 Me: 0
5:03 am Saturday
Me: OMG! Why do you hate me?
Cat: ……. (slowly places paw on my nose) ……
Me: *&%$#!!!! (slowly gets up and feeds cats) #$@!@#$!
Cats: 748 Me: 0
Shark Week 2015 is so much better than last year with more emphasis on science and conservation instead of fake documentaries and scares. Lots of shark diversity too!
SHARK TREK: Awesome shots of black tips near Florida and studies of shark migration plus a cool kid shark fan tags along.
Island of the Mega Shark: blah. Photography was cool but there seemed no true point. If you can not construct a box with a door that actually works then I root for the shark. Also, there are much better ways to measure shark length. Dude answers to the name Dicky.
MONSTER MAKOS: Makos!! and sweet spinner sharks. Some inflammatory language and music but otherwise a cool documentary on sharks that need more attention.
Return of the Giant White Serial Killer: gotta give this a middle finger. Great Whites rule, Jaws is my favorite movie, but there is no science behind the “rogue shark” theory.
ALIEN SHARKS: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: I loooooooved this one. Bring on the deep sea weird ass sharks! So much awesome!
Bride of Jaws: The cinematography is gorgeous but the story is lacking. Chick gets in a shark cage and then gets a chum shower…so that happened.
TIBURONES: SHARKS OF CUBA: It started out shaky but was amazing. The pristine reefs are stunning and I hope are now not invaded with everyone who wants to see them. Dude put a tag on a fish in open water by catching it in his hands. WTH? The largest remoras ever were on some giant beast we did not get to see. So cool. More makos!
SHARK AFTER DARK: Eli Roth as host is a major upgrade from the past years and even though the humor is off at times, it is informative. Not sure the Dunkin Donut beverage placement is effective since no one has even tasted it.
COMMERCIALS: The VW “sharks rescored” commercial focusing on changing the score from scary to beautiful for sharks gets a thumbs up. So does the kid commercial talking about why they like sharks.
Tonight: Super Predator looks iffy but Ninja sharks has promise. So much to geek out about this week it is hard to keep up.
Bought this shark bowl so I could laugh every time my cats eat dinner…giant Kato will stick his face in there but Spike is having none of it. 
#sharkweek2015 #cat #catsofinstagram
It just isn’t summer until I have a giant bug bite on my face that looks like a zit spawned from a teenager being assaulted by hormones. It is summer.
I love walking by Intermedia Arts, the murals are always changing.
#minneapolis
This gorgeous smokebush made me stop and take a mediocre picture of it today on my morning walk. It is like giant alien dandelions are trying to eat a tree whole. Awesome.
#minneapolis
Today I fulfill my childhood dream to see Jaws at the movie theater.
(^^^)
I can still recall the anger and frustration I felt being told I was too young and the movie would give me nightmares. The annual viewing of a tornado in our neighboring state sweeping away a young woman to a place where they make her sing slow earworms while creepy flying monkeys try to kill her is totally okay but a shark, in an ocean far, far away, protecting itself against an insane ship captain and drunk dudes taunting it with roast beef is not? Oh I had nightmares alright! nightmare of cruel adults in their ridiculously unbreathable plaid polyester repeating “because I said so” over and over. Shudder.
But finally those nightmares can stop and I will see and hear “you’re going to need a bigger boat” (while I wonder why the hell they didn’t take Hooper’s fancy one in the first place) with popcorn and from the height and width it was meant to be shown. Finally.
Finished S1 of “Fortitude”. Recommend if you like a slow-burn mystery with some unpredictable moments. Reminded me of “Top of the Lake” meets “The Thing”. Plus, it has a Doctor, a Dumbledore, and a Dondarrion.
Wake up! I demand you do what you do so I can chase this leather strip until I am panting and exhausted. Then you will do it again after I nap. And again. And again.
#loudestalarmever #relentless #cat
At 5am all animals, especially birds in the hood and cats who think they are starving despite a perfectly good bowl of dry food, suck.