How I react to every story about a celebrity opinion:
– Read headline while thinking “what NOW?”
– Scan story to get the gist, I don’t have time to read
– If celebrity agrees with my already formed opinion think, “Wow, such a genius. Preach!”
– If celebrity disagrees with my already informed opinion think, “OMG shut up! Who asked you?”
– If celebrity is Matthew McConaughey make fake barfing sound regardless of opinion
Category: Blah, Blah, & Blah
Salsa Sucks
Worst idea ever!
Spent the entire day making mega batch of salsa. It tastes great but I am so sick of blanching, peeling, deseeding and chopping I don’t care.
Salsa sucks.
Bye Car!
A sad farewell to an old friend tonight…Sold my car I have had for almost 14 years. Had 90,000 miles on it from some awesome road trips. Bye car!
PS I don’t like dealing with car crap!
Fussy
What I want to write about is not what my annoying brain wants to think about.
What I want to eat is not what my annoying fridge is currently stocking.
What I want to listen to, I have not a clue.
I wanted to walk in the sun, but I settled for the grey chill.
So now I will sit in silence, pick at a plate of chicken and veggies, and stare at a blank page until something gives.
A Conversation With A Friend
Friend: I finally read one of your blog posts.
Me: Oh really? Which ones?
Friend: Something you posted on Facebook.
Me: I posted a few there.
Friend: Umm, I can’t remember. It was really long though.
Me: So, it was so long you forgot already? Nice.
Friend: Well, longer than I expected. It was good (in an atypical high-pitched tone that was completely unconvincing.)
Me: It was long but maybe good and you have forgotten already. Now I am sad.
Friend: Well it was a day ago.
Me: I think I should go.
Friend: What??
sugar TANTRUM 