Friend: I finally read one of your blog posts.
Me: Oh really? Which ones?
Friend: Something you posted on Facebook.
Me: I posted a few there.
Friend: Umm, I can’t remember. It was really long though.
Me: So, it was so long you forgot already? Nice.
Friend: Well, longer than I expected. It was good (in an atypical high-pitched tone that was completely unconvincing.)
Me: It was long but maybe good and you have forgotten already. Now I am sad.
Friend: Well it was a day ago.
Me: I think I should go.
Friend: What??
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