Things an urgent care doctor does not appreciate on a Sunday morning*:
– Hilarious impression of Monty Python’s Black Knight, “Tis but a scratch”
– Asking why there are no references to zombie bites on the wound care handouts
– Asking if I should have just cut off my hand like they would do on The Walking Dead
– Asking for mega dose of vaccine for what ever waiting room dude was trying to hack up
– More hilarious impressions of Monty Python’s Black Knight
– Asking if pus is so bad, why does the body produce it
– Basically doing the entire Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
*Anti-vaguebooking footnote: Cut on hand from a kitchen knife, healed; cut on hand from a craft knife, nearly healed; itty, itty bitty barely puncture from cat on most-used index finger, blown up and cracked like too-quickly cooked sausage.
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