Reasons I am NOT annoyed by today’s 6:15am accidental tornado siren:
– I was already up therefore reducing the chance of throwing out my back while leaping out of bed racing for cover
– My cats were also up so their untrimmed claws were not perched on my body ready to draw blood as they used me as a spring board toward their useless hiding spot
– I got to see the local weather reader give the forecast pretending he did not hear the blaring sirens until the news reader said, “hey, what’s that sound?” and he basically shrugged
– Chances of running into an extra perky morning person was significantly reduced
– Mind-numbing chatter from the Pilates class clique changed up for the first time in months
– Next time I set an alarm and mess up the AM/PM, I can think to myself, “at least I didn’t piss off a whole county”
sugar TANTRUM 