I hate selfies, the word and the results.
I am one of the least photogenic people existing on this planet; usually my face becomes a weird distorted mess and I ooze awkwardness. But selfies have arrived so I need to stop being such a hater.
If my campaign to Suck Less in 2014™ is to truly be successful, I need to have proof. I have the usual means of measurements with the scale, a tape measure and just how my cloths fit but I read that taking a picture each day is also a useful tool. I like tools that are useful.
So here are my first selfies of the new campaign, no make-up, hair not fixed so that future pics will be more shockingly improved…and because I could not be bothered.
I should probably be taking an assie instead but I don’t want to get too whacky.
sugar TANTRUM 
An assie – LOL! I may rival you for least photogenic – I don’t know how exactly, but the camera makes everything lumpy and uneven and slanty and… boooo.
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Welcome to the photographic ring of hell…I hate those people that know how to pose and look all cool and fun!
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Do you watch Vanderpump Rules? The one chick — Scheana, the one who got it on with Brandi Glanville’s hubby before he threw her over for Leann Rimes – class act, that Eddie Cibrian — literally has *the exact same pose* in *every* photo. It’s like she spent the first 20 years of her life, figuring out the precise angle of her chin, to the degree, to always capture her best side. Who has time for that?! Lame!
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I do not watch it…but I know that kind of girl and I think that is exactly what they do. And yes, agree on Eddie and his dimples…blech.
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Ha! I just found selfies I took on my last trip to the eye doctor — wearing those fancy new measurement glasses with the sensor ball thingees… zero make-up, and judging by my hair, I might’ve not had time to shower before my appt… hawt!
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Sounds like something you should post 🙂
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Haha, right after yours in the pinhead swim cap. 😀
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